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Dear Home Delivery Subscriber,As a subscriber, you have access to more than just the delivery of the newspaper. Your subscription includes FREE benefits :
- The exclusive right to use the words post-modernist, louche, bildungsroman and Proustian in a single sentence.
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- Refer to Pulitzer-winning dramatists by their first name. (In the case of Mr. O’Neill, Gene may be pushing it.)
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“I’ll trade you the Magazine for the Book Review.”
I’m starting to get just as sick of the NY Times commercials during Jeopardy as I was of HeadOn.
“I’m fluent in three sections: self-adoration, condescension and gratuitous references to the Ivy League.”
Ironically, that actor is the only one who looks like he might read the Times.
Eugene