Your RDA of Irony

December 25th

For those of you who care: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Some of you may be curious as to why my ancestors turned down Christianity when it was an IPO. To be honest, it was a question of marketing. We didn’t need a “new and improved monotheism” when we still were under the original warranty.

Furthermore, Jesus was not really addressing our major problem. It was charming that He could cure lepers BUT what was He doing about the Romans? The Judeans wanted an exterminator, not a carpenter.

Finally and unforgivably, there was that problem with catering. What is the point of fish and loaves without cream cheese? If you are going to perform a miracle, do it right!

Nonetheless, Merry Christmas.


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