Harvard Versus North Korea
The Death Cage Match You Won’t Want to Miss!!!
Jared Kushner Vs Kim Jong Un
Jared Kushner: 6’4”, 120 pounds. Martial Arts training–family dinners.
Kim Jong Un: 6’6″” (he insists), 260 pounds. Martial Arts training–Eats rabid dogs raw. .
The Stakes
If Jared wins, North Korea must disarm and convert to Judaism.
If Kim wins, he gets South Korea, Tiffany Trump and Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s seat on the Supreme Court.
If neither survives, gosh won’t we feel terrible!