Your RDA of Irony

Visions of Hell

Vision 1:

Last week I had a robocall tete-a-tete with Callista Gingrich.  Yesterday, Mike Huccabee shared his concerns with my poor, helpless answering machine.  I can’t understood how those two got my phone number.  They can’t be reading the same washroom walls.

Vision 2: 

Someone recently asked me, “What do you do for fun?”  Had this been a job interview, I might have replied, “Annual reports and newsletters.”  If confronted with a HR person, I might even have denied the existence of fun.  However the context of the question was purely social, so I was quite honest.  What do I do for fun?  I replied, “Be myself.”

Just yesterday my radio clock awoke me to the ghoulish chorus of “Carmina Burana.”  (That would have been a more appropriate start to a Monday.)  I had to wonder how often “Carmina Burana” was confused with Carmen Miranda.  Who is to say that a choir in fruit-salad head dresses, chanting “Chica Chica Boom Chic”, wouldn’t be apocalyptic, too? 

Hear for yourself: but just add

It must be what Carl Orff really had in mind.

p.s.  And let’s not forget the historic significance of this day:


  1. wayne rhodes says:

    I agree….it must be fun to be you!!!!

  2. Peg Pruitt says:

    Don’t you wish robocalls could be outlawed? But I suppose that SCOTUS (encouraged by Citizens United) would rule that the machine sending the calls has First Amendment rights.

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