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 ‘Best in Show’ actor Willard accused of lewd act

Actor Fred Willard, perhaps best-known as a dog-show announcer in the movie “Best in Show,” has been arrested on suspicion of committing a lewd act at a Hollywood adult theater.  Los Angeles police Sgt. Mark Ro says uniformed vice officers were conducting a routine investigation of the theater shortly before 9 p.m. Wednesday and saw Willard engaging in a lewd act.

He says Willard appeared to be alone.

Why does this sort of thing have to happen in an adult theater?  I can assure you that I would only be arrested while watching a fine film…

La Grande Illusion“:  You see, officer, I was demonstrating the infantry strategy of the First World War. 

The Quiet Man“:  You see, officer, it was the fight scene between John Wayne and Victor McLaglen, and I was so excited to see two Republicans trying to kill each.

My Dinner With Andre“:  You see, officer, I was just trying to stay awake.

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  1. BobKincaid says:

    I know he’s 72 and all, but would it be asking too much to get someone to tell Fred about the Internets? The Google? Maybe at a distance, or on a phone call, but c’mon, please?

    • Eugene Finerman says:


      The fact that he is 76 proves his remarkable stamina. His agent is probably besieged with offers from various pharmaceuticals. At least, the arthritis productscould be mentioned in mixed company.

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