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Mel Gibson Loses $425 Million After Divorce Is Finalized

Sat Dec 24

Mel Gibson ‘s ex-wife Robyn is getting for Christmas half of his net worth of $850 million. That’s the estimated take in a divorce settlement finalized today.

He and his wife of 28 years (and seven children) had no prenuptial agreement.

Robyn filed for divorced in April 2009 citing irreconcilable differences.  Gibson split with Robyn after announcing he was having a baby with Oksana Grigorieva.

Robyn Gibson’s attorney is Laura Wasser.

But how should Robyn Gibson spend that money?  She might want to endow the Laura Wasser School of Talmudic Law at Brandeis, although Laura Wasser can now afford to do that, too.

And just imagine how many trees Mrs. Gibson can plant in Israel? The foliage could be the designated the Meshugge Schmuck National Forest.

At least we know what she will be giving out for Christmas this year:  Tiffany Mezuzahs for everyone!  Every Nativity Scene should have one.

  1. SwanShadow says:

    Perhaps Robyn could establish the Mel Gibson Wing at the Holocaust Museum.

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