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New Focus on Incendiary Words in Paul’s Newsletters

Representative Ron Paul of Texas is receiving new focus for decades-old unbylined columns in his political newsletters that included racist, anti-gay and anti-Israel passages that he has since disavowed.

An indignant Ron Paul responded to the accusations.

“I am not Anti-Negro.  I would be proud to own Clarence Thomas.  Herman Cain, too, if I had him fixed.

I am not Anti-Jew.  I don’t believe that Ayn Rand and Fredrich Hayek intentionally killed Jesus.  And even if they had, the pushy, little kike probably was asking for it.

I am not Anti-Pervert.  In fact, I wish more Negroes and Hebes were that way.”

Obama’s Coded Moslem Christmas Creche

Fox News reports that the White House Nativity scene depicts three Iranian lobbyists attempting to bribe the infant Jesus.  House Republicans are now demanding the President’s impeachment.






  1. SwanShadow says:

    I think you mean Herman Cain, Eugene. (James Cain is the guy who wrote “The Postman Always Rings Twice,” “Double Indemnity,” and “Mildred Pierce.”) But still… funny.

    I hope you and your family are enjoying a happy Hanukkah!

    • Eugene Finerman says:

      Michael, thank you. You are correct. But now I am imagining Herman Cain hitting on Lana Turner, Barbara Stanwyck and Joan Crawford.

      And Happy Holidays to you and yours, my fellow Jeopardy geezer.

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