And Think What You Will Save on Razor Blades!
Having offended two major religions (well, one actually is minor but old and pushy), I wouldn’t want to overlook Islam. Every year at this time, there usually is a holiday greeting from Osama Bin Laden.
BIN LADEN URGES AMERICANS TO CONVERT TO ISLAM
And here is the infomercial.
Tired of being an infidel? Wish you had a friend at OPEC? Well, what’s stopping you! Become a Moslem! We’d love to have you!
Convert now and take advantage of this special introductory offer.
A CD of the Koran, ululated by Cat Stevens.
A kaffiyeh for you and four burkahs for your wives, designed by Islam Dior.
And a Jihad Scimitar Set–with a blade for every occasion: decapitations, circumcisions and minced figs!
Just call our toll-free number. We have mullahs waiting to take your soul.
So, the next time I turn to Mecca, I hope to see your backside.
p.s. Let’s not forget Hinduism and this day’s historic significance: https://finermanworks.com/your_rda_of_irony/2009/12/04/pyromantic-2/
There really are designer burkahs out there, as my friend found out when she worked in the United Arab Emirates for a year.
http://inthehotshadeofislam.wordpress.com/2010/01/24/designer-abayas/
Dear Megan,
Of course, I am not surprised–putting the fun in fundamentalism. I am sure that some Klansmen (at least the congressmen) got their sheets tailored on Savile Row.
Thanks for the entertaining, edifying link.
Eugene