Turkey Leftovers
We are all two pounds heavier, but by now we have digested most of the meal and some of the incredible remarks by your most annoying relative. Here, from the archives–the cobwebs may taste better than two-day-old stuffing–are some pedantics on the namesake of the turkey.
https://finermanworks.com/your_rda_of_irony/2009/09/12/turban-decay/
https://finermanworks.com/your_rda_of_irony/2008/02/09/turkey-in-distraught/
https://finermanworks.com/your_rda_of_irony/2009/05/22/states-of-denial-2/