Your RDA of Irony

Most Interesting Spam of the Day

Ekstra, że na koniec, wchodząc na tę stronkę, znalazłem to czego szukałem… Na nieszczęście na Google trafiam na tak dużą liczbę chłamu, że z trudem się w tym odnaleźć. Kapitalnie napisany i zadbany blog. Jeszcze tu na pewno wrócę. Dodałem do ulubionych. Pozdrowienia znad morza.

I have no idea what this means.  Of course, I’d like to think that I have a fan club in Cracow.  Perhaps I am more amusing in Polish than English.  On the other hand, this could also be a death threat or at least the more Anti-Semitic passages from “Taras Bulba.”  (Somehow, those were omitted from the Tony Curtis movie.)

I discovered your blog last week and started follow your posts religiously. I have not commented on any blog just yet but I was thinking I would love to. It’s really exciting to actually contribute to a article even if it’s only a blog. I really don’t know exactly what to write other than I really enjoyed reading through 2 of the articles. Nice articles indeed. I sure will keep visiting your blog weekly. I learned quite a bit from you. Thx!

Of course, this praise is gratifying but I was especially intrigued by the sender’s signature:  Free-Sex-Chat.  I wonder if she (Prosaic, bourgeois me  hopes that it is a she!) thinks that we are in the same business.  My discourses on the Treaty of Westphalia may be more arousing than I realized.  She presumably charges by the minute; perhaps I should charge by the footnote (or the parenthesis). 

If I am recommended reading at certain brothels, it must be the ones that cater to the most prestigious clientele.  My enthusiast–Ms. Free-Sex-Chat–is probably quoting me even as she is spanking Sen. David Vitter or Gov. Eliot Spitzer.

  1. Nina says:

    You made my day! My dog is wondering what the heck I’m cracking up laughing at!

    Thank you!

    • Eugene Finerman says:

      Dear Nina,

      Thanks, but you mustn’t be too critical of your dog’s apparent lack of humor. Even my pugs tend to be rather patronizing of my work.


  2. FYI, I ran it through a translator:

    Extra, that at the end,
    coming to this site, found what…
    Unfortunately, when I look at Google I encounter such a large number of crap,
    which you can hardly find
    in this famously written and well-maintained blog.
    More will surely be back.
    I’ve added to your favorites.
    Greetings from the sea.

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