Das Korporation
Coordinator Loyalty Addressable Marketing Communications | |
Corporate (Sears, if you must know) | |
The Coordinator Loyalty Addressable Marketing Communications reports to the Manager Loyalty Marketing Communications and in partnership with the Addressable Marketing Manager assigned to Loyalty. |
A Day in the Life of a Coordinator Loyalty Addressable Marketing Cordinator
Today, as I planned, was “Bring Your Child To Work Day.” Of course, I never promised that the children could leave here. And even if I had, so what! This really is a wonderful test of the employee’s loyalty to the company. It was not as if I asked every parent to strangle the child. ( As for the ten who did, I am recommending the managerial program for the two fastest.) Of course, I fired every employee who objected to their child’s shipment to our plant in Indonesia. It was not as if we were selling the child to some other corporation; Sears has a sense of loyalty, too.
p.s. Let’s not forget the historic significance of this day: https://finermanworks.com/your_rda_of_irony/2009/09/01/2529/