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The Sensual Census

According to a poll conducted by Frank Luntz, Republicans have more sex than Democrats. And the Republicans have the credit card receipts for proof. Supposedly, 55 percent of Republicans have sex at least once a week, while only 43 percent of the Democrats get regular exercise. Actually, the survey only proves that Republicans are more eager to lie. But we already knew that. The party of James Craig will brag of its “prowess” and the party of Bill Clinton will insist on its chastity.

Imagine the questions on the survey.

Have you ever had sex with someone other than yourself? (If not, how long have subscribed to The Weekly Standard?)

Have you ever attempted a sexual position that you can’t spell. (For Republicans: can you spell “missionary”?)

When watching Turner Classic Movies, are you sorry that you never had a chance to see Greer Garson nude? (Olivia De Havilland is still available but now it might not be such a thrill.)

Would you rather share a hot tub with Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, or Mitch McConnell and Condi Rice? (If this thought makes you feel guilty, would you rather be punished by Antonin Scalia or Ruth Bader Ginsberg?)

  1. Rothgar says:

    Does entirely surprise me though lying would also be a cause. When you aren’t worried about teh world or its people it sure is easier to screw around. I thought these were the staid moral ones but I guess that’s only for other people. Also, how does darling Larry count his encounters?

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