Your RDA of Irony



“BETTENDORF, Iowa – Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney on Wednesday defended his five sons’ decision not to enlist in the military, saying they’re showing their support for the country by “helping me get elected.”

160,000 troops in Iraq are now requesting immediate transfer to Iowa, so that they can “support their country”, too.

“Romney did not serve in Vietnam due to his Mormon missionary work.”

Romney did his missionary work in France, where he bravely contended with millions of caustic chain smokers. (Actually, the Viet Cong probably would have been friendlier.)

  1. Bob Kincaid says:

    Oh, thank you, Eugene!

    This is Wednesday, and that’s definitely “Prayer Meetin'” material for Head-On!”

    I can just hear Romney describing his “mission” amongst the Gauls: “The horror, the HORROR!”

  2. dave says:

    Missionary work in France!? Un-mitt-igated Gaul!!!

    He probably worked with ignorant French woman, showing them how to shave.

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