WHITE HOUSE DENOUNCES THE NEW YORK TIMES FOR SOMETHING ELSE
In a move condemned by Pres. Bush as a betrayal of America’s security, “The New York Times” reported that “Hamlet” was a play and not a meat dish.
Although “The Wall Street Journal” and “The Chicago Tribune” have also revealed that fact, Press Secretary Tony Snow said those newspapers didn’t count. “Terrorists only read the New York Times. As long as terrorists thought Hamlet was a pork dish, they would have avoided high school English classes.
“But because of The New York Time’s latest betrayal, in its long litany of treason that also includes listing our state capitals, our families are in danger.
“Why does The New York Times hate our children?”