Your RDA of Irony

Imagine a Paul Wolfowitz with Charm

‘ARCHAEOLOGIST FINDS KING HEROD’S TOMB”

A delegation led by Vice President Cheney will transport Herod’s body to its new resting place: the lobby of the Heritage Foundation.The inspiration and probable ancestor of the NeoConservatives, Herod now is remembered chiefly as a villain of the New Testament and the first husband of Midge Decter.

In his day, he was regarded as a wily politician. He managed to be on both sides at the battle of Actium, lending naval support to Antony but supplying Octavian with a delicious deli tray.

  1. Rene says:

    I’m sorry, I just can’t imagine that.

  2. zalman says:

    Imagine yourself getting a job at double your previous salary and with a lifetime sinecure. Does it make it any easier to “imagine” (no, it doesn’t work for me either).

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