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RUPERT MURDOCH’S WALL STREET JOURNAL

If he acquires Dow Jones Publishing, Australia’s gift to Megalomania certainly would enliven the Staidest Quo.  Expect a page three centerfold:  The New York Stacked Exchange.  And instead of an 3000 word article on in-house promotions at Proctor & Gamble’s Human Resource department, imagine these front page stories:

WIFE-SWAPPING AT THE FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD    

JOHN MAYNARD KEYNES KILLED ELVIS                                                                        

NOSTRADAMUS’ TEN FAVORITE STOCK PICKS FOR NEXT YEAR  

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