The Real Origin of Species
TEXAS LAWMAKER CLAIMS EVOLUTION IS A JEWISH CONSPIRACY
CITING EVIDENCE OF “RABBINIC WRITINGS OF THE PHARISEE RELIGION” AND “THE KABBALIST PHYSICIST ALBERT EINSTEIN”, STATE REPRESENTATIVE WARREN CHISUM PROPOSED A BAN ON THE TEACHING OF EVOLUTION IN TEXAS.
I would have loved attending Charles Darwin’s Bar Mitzvah. I understand that they rented out Westminster Abbey for the dinner and arranged to have Big Ben play ‘Hava Nagilah’.
The Heliocentric theory is another Jewish conspiracy. The name Galileo may really be a Kabalistic anagram of Leo Yigal.
And, of course, Columbus’ real purpose was to prove that the earth was shaped liked his grandmother’s matzo balls. (Actually that might be true.)
Actually, Texas lawmakers like Chisum are evidence AGAINST evolution.
Au contraire, they are are proof that, in some cases, monkeys evolved from people rather than the reverse.
I think that monkeys should have sued Darwin for libel.
Monkeys are far too evolved to ever get entangled with lawyers. Throwing feces is one thing, frivolous litigation is another.