Papertraining Barney on the Constitution
The prospect of having the George Bush Presidential Library has created a debate at the threatened location: Southern Methodist University.
Where would be a more appropriate site for our Commandude’s Archives and matchbook collection?
A cell at Guantanamo?
A broom closet at Halliburton?
Any standing structure in Baghdad?
The trunk of an abandoned car in New Orleans?
How about branch locations in the Texas and Alabama Air National Guard? They have about as close an affiliation with DimSon as he, himself, has with books.
Forget Reed College; Bush admits that he doesn’t like to read.
How about Gallaudet in D.C.? After all, Bush is deaf to the growing chorus of protests against the war in Iraq.