On the Err Waves
What will the President say tonight?
A. “We are sending 20,000 more troops to Iraq, so they will be safely out of the crossfire between Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump.”
B. Nothing because Nancy Pelosi keeps swatting him when he mispronounces a word.
C. The speech is cancelled because the public would rather hear Larry King’s tribute to Yvonne de Carlo.