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Holiday Musings

It must be Christmas. I am seeing Chia commercials. The new product line include Chia for pets. I am a little disappointed that the manufacturers have not come out with the
Chia Nativity Scene:

Just add water and in four days you’ll see beards on the Magi, Joseph and the baby Jesus. (You know about Semites and body hair!)

What, no holiday cards from any of you! When I was a bachelor–and couldn’t incriminate anyone else with my subversive taste–I used to design my holiday cards.

For instance, I came up with a tabloid called “The Nativity Enquirer.” The lead story was “Virgin Sues God in Palimony Case.”

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