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The Kinsey Report on Iraq

“BUSH:  U.S. NEEDS TO INCREASE ARMY SIZE”

“WASHINGTON – President Bush says the U.S. needs to increase the size of Army and Marines, and says strategy and tactics in Iraq will change to meet the situation on the ground.”

 

Taller soldiers and marines might either impress or intimidate the Iraqis into behaving themselves. Halliburton has just received the contract to supply growth hormones to our troops.


Our enlisted men will also receive “male enhancement” drugs. This will be part of a new enlistment drive to recruit gay officers. As Mary Cheney had tried to tell her father, Alexander the Great won in Iraq.
 
 

 

 

 

  1. SwanShadow says:

    Our enlisted men will also receive “male enhancement” drugs.

    Does this mean that Robert Gates, Bush’s new Secretary of Defense, is really “Bob” from the Enzyte commercials?

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