The Stamp Act
The Post Office has announced the issuance of new stamps in tribute to the following:
James Stewart, for being a Republican in Hollywood. He was equally courageous in World War II, being the hero that John Wayne pretended to be.
Ella Fitzgerald, for being Dick Cheney’s favorite Rap artist.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow who, despite his name, was not a porn star. Alberto Gonzales wanted him arrested anyway.
Dumbo and Peter Pan, the Neo-Conservative intellectuals, for their brilliant contributions to American foreign policy.
Aladdin for his overwhelming gratitude to the Bush Administration.