Osama of Obituary
“Bin Laden Rumored to be Dead”
French Intelligence, which usually confines itself to art and film critiques, reports that Osama bin Laden may have died of typhoid. If true, this could be the first reported case of the disease in Kennebunkport, Maine.
Residents were shocked to hear of the reported death of the long-standing houseguest of a prominent local family. Muffy Wiltshire said, “He had become a fixture at the club after we were assured that he wasn’t one of those New York Semites.”
Added Bud “Chip” Somerset, “And who are the French to criticize anyone’s hygiene?”
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