New Year’s Resolutions
Posted in General on December 31st, 2013 by Eugene Finerman – 1 CommentI promise to always wear a helmet when I am riding with Hell’s Angels.
When encountering someone named Justin, I will try to refrain from a lecture on the Byzantine Empire. (This resolution also applies to anyone named Zoe, Theodora and Nicephorus.)
I will try not to scream at the television whenever I see Lena Dunham nude. Although most winners of the Congressional Medal of Honor would be just as horrified.
That is about it. Otherwise, I really am quite content with my stagnant quo and I hope that we will continue our sado-masochistic (but intelligible) relationship in 2014.
Happy New Year!