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Mehlman’s Complaint

Posted in General on August 26th, 2010 by Eugene Finerman – Be the first to comment

Former Republican chairman says he’s gay

WASHINGTON — Former Republican Party Chairman Ken Mehlman says in a magazine interview that he is gay.

Mehlman, who was campaign manager for President George W. Bush in 2004 and then RNC chairman after Bush’s re-election, told The Atlantic in an interview published online Wednesday that he came to the conclusion he is gay recently.

That really is an over-reaction to Jewish women.  I realize that Mehlman has limited himself to Republican Jewish women, but that still is no reason to despair or defect.  Let’s see.  There is Dr. Laura Schlessinger….and Joan Rivers.  Ayn Rand, too, although at this stage she may be a bit musty.  You know, Ben Stein has a sister…well, you can hope that she was adopted from an orphanage next to a SAS stewardess school.  And if Britney Spears is serious about the Kabala, that makes her semi-Semitic….

All right, homosexuality seems a logical choice.  Welcome to the Log Cabin Republicans and let’s hope you find a circumcised log.

p.s.  This was a busy day in history.  Take your choice: