Dropping Hints–by the Megaton
Posted in General on February 28th, 2012 by Eugene Finerman – Be the first to commentAP sources: Israel wouldn’t warn US on Iran strike
There might be some hints, however….
Dear President Obama,
In two weeks, we will be celebrating the bar mitzvah of the Weintraub twins: Schuyler and Beaumont! Our party theme will be aircraft carriers in the Persian Gulf. We would really appreciate it if you could lend us a fleet for each child, and perhaps two more for any out of town guests. It should be just for that weekend.
You might be concerned that the party will be a bit raucous and the neighbors might complain. On the contrary, the usually cranky Mr. Saud has written us a blank check for the “festivities.” Yes, he addressed it to the “Zionist Vampires” but there will be no problem cashing it. Furthermore, he wrote a rather endearing note, “I still want to drive you into the sea but you can use my chauffeured limousine.”
Naturally, we understand if you would like a security deposit. How about the electoral votes of New York, California and Illinois?
Just leave the carrier keys at the front gate. Thanks.
Chutzpah Party Planners