The Return of the King
Posted in General on December 20th, 2011 by Eugene Finerman – 2 CommentsKim Jong-il Dead
At such times, I miss Larry King…
Welcome to Larry King Live. My guests tonight are former secretary of state and not bad golfer Colin Powell, former secretary of state and still a looker Madeleine Albright, and classy historian but regular mensch David McCullough. Our topic tonight: What is the impact of the death of Kim Novak, and how did a beautiful Chicago Polish girl become dictator of North Korea? Of course, I am not surprised that she had the atomic bomb. Did you see the way she danced with William Holden in “Picnic”?
Powell: “Picnic” was a very good movie, but I think that there is some confusion here.
Larry: You weren’t suppose to look at white women that way?
McCullough: Kim Novak is still alive. It is Kim Jong-Il who is dead.
Larry: So will Alec Baldwin get custody of their child? Let’s call Alan Dershowitz to find out. Hello eminent professor and killer lawyer, have you been watching the show?
Dershowitz: God help me, yes. Alec Baldwin was married to Kim Basinger. He has never been married to Kim Novak, Kim Stanley, Kim Hunter, Kim Darby, Akim Tamiroff or Kim Jong-il.
Larry: You know Akim Tamiroff looked sorta Jewish, but I think that he was Armenian. Madeleine, do you ever confuse the two?
Albright: No, I try to mistake myself for Episcopalian. But weren’t we suppose to discuss Korea?
Larry: Absolutely, and after this break, Paula Deen will join our conversation on the death of Kimchee.