Your RDA of Irony

The MBA in Chief

A Republican familiar with the administration’s thinking said President Bush would present ideas to stimulate the economy.

Introducing his “Wealthing the Economy” plan, President Bush offered the following proposals.

1. Prayers on the New York Stock Exchange.

2. Coupons on dollar bills (The President commented that the public would be more eager to spend money that offered a ten percent discount at Dunkin Donuts.)

3. The dime will be made larger than the nickel because it is worth more.

4. Jenna’s wedding gifts will be tax-deductible. (And her gift registry will be included in your tax forms.)

  1. David says:

    Uhhh, ok Finerman. Go ahead and write the funny part. Simply lifting off wire services and calling it humor in not humor. Just publishing the facts surrounding those Bushies does NOT constitute irony. OK?

  2. Worse, David Frum is suing me for plagiarism because he has used at least one third of these words at some point in his life.

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