And Think What You Will Save on Razor Blades!
Posted in General on December 4th, 2010 by Eugene Finerman – 2 CommentsHaving offended two major religions (well, one actually is minor but old and pushy), I wouldn’t want to overlook Islam. Every year at this time, there usually is a holiday greeting from Osama Bin Laden.
BIN LADEN URGES AMERICANS TO CONVERT TO ISLAM
And here is the infomercial.
Tired of being an infidel? Wish you had a friend at OPEC? Well, what’s stopping you! Become a Moslem! We’d love to have you!
Convert now and take advantage of this special introductory offer.
A CD of the Koran, ululated by Cat Stevens.
A kaffiyeh for you and four burkahs for your wives, designed by Islam Dior.
And a Jihad Scimitar Set–with a blade for every occasion: decapitations, circumcisions and minced figs!
Just call our toll-free number. We have mullahs waiting to take your soul.
So, the next time I turn to Mecca, I hope to see your backside.
p.s. Let’s not forget Hinduism and this day’s historic significance: https://finermanworks.com/your_rda_of_irony/2009/12/04/pyromantic-2/