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’Best in Show’ actor Willard accused of lewd act
Actor Fred Willard, perhaps best-known as a dog-show announcer in the movie “Best in Show,” has been arrested on suspicion of committing a lewd act at a Hollywood adult theater. Los Angeles police Sgt. Mark Ro says uniformed vice officers were conducting a routine investigation of the theater shortly before 9 p.m. Wednesday and saw Willard engaging in a lewd act.
He says Willard appeared to be alone.
Why does this sort of thing have to happen in an adult theater? I can assure you that I would only be arrested while watching a fine film…
“La Grande Illusion“: You see, officer, I was demonstrating the infantry strategy of the First World War.
“The Quiet Man“: You see, officer, it was the fight scene between John Wayne and Victor McLaglen, and I was so excited to see two Republicans trying to kill each.
“My Dinner With Andre“: You see, officer, I was just trying to stay awake.
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