And on the other channels….
Desperate for attention, Fox News has announced the “tragic death of John Gibson.” The network reports that Mr. Gibson was killed, shielding the pregnant body of Ann Coulter, in a terrorist attack by Keith Olbermann. When reporters disputed the pregnancy of Ms. Coulter, the Fox media liaison exclaimed, “So Olbermann did kill the child.” When John Gibson was seen working in the Fox mailroom, the media liaison responded, “It truly is a miracle. His overbite must have absorbed the explosion.”
CNN has denied the death of Wolf Blitzer. “That is just the way he is.”
And CBS is offering a guest appearance on “How I Met Your Mother” to anyone who can make Katie Couric “disappear.”