http://finermanworks.com/your_rda_of_irony/2008/02/26/improving-baracks-image/ Crafting Words with Impact Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:05:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://finermanworks.com/your_rda_of_irony/2008/02/26/improving-baracks-image/comment-page-1/#comment-547 Improving Barack’s Image at The Head-On Radio Network America’s Liberal Voice! Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:33:06 +0000 http://finermanworks.com/your_rda_of_irony/2008/02/26/improving-baracks-image/#comment-547 [...] Second, he has proved himself unpatriotic by not singing with the national anthem. Of course, no one can sing our national anthem. The Chord Strangled Banner is a voice-straining series of contortions. We really should have an anthem within the human vocal range. After the last seven years, I’d recommend “Anything Goes.” However, if we demand that Obama attempt all forty-eight octaves of the song, he may have to undergo a surgical procedure that was a prerequisite for the Byzantine civil service. The Presidency may be worth the pain of sounding like Chris Matthews. MORE [...] [...] Second, he has proved himself unpatriotic by not singing with the national anthem. Of course, no one can sing our national anthem. The Chord Strangled Banner is a voice-straining series of contortions. We really should have an anthem within the human vocal range. After the last seven years, I’d recommend “Anything Goes.” However, if we demand that Obama attempt all forty-eight octaves of the song, he may have to undergo a surgical procedure that was a prerequisite for the Byzantine civil service. The Presidency may be worth the pain of sounding like Chris Matthews. MORE [...]

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