Fighting the Toddlerists
BUSH VETOES CHILD HEALTH INSURANCE PLAN
Associated Press
WASHINGTON – President Bush, in a sharp confrontation with Congress, on Wednesday vetoed a bipartisan bill that would have dramatically expanded children’s health insurance.
Today President Bush denounced children as terrorists, citing an intelligence report that turned out to be the CliffsNotes for “Lord of the Flies.” In announcing his veto, the President said that America had to fight the Infantada.
When asked if this stance against children’s health insurance was a contradiction of the President’s pro-life pronouncements, the Press Secretary disagreed. “The President not only believes in the right-to-life but also the right-to-death, and he opposes any infringement on either right.”