And Bodily Noises Will Be Discouraged….
Queen Elizabeth will be visiting an unconstitutional monarchy when she attends a state dinner at the White House. An unprecedented degree of protocol will be observed in the Queen’s honor.
Ketchup will be served from the left.
Toothpicks will be adorned with Union Jacks.
And, in the ultimate concession to etiquette, during the dinner President Bush will turn off ESPN.