A Grateful Nation
“The government has lost the confidence of the people. It is time to change the people.” Berthold Brecht
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced today the firing of the American people. “They just weren’t showing the enthusiasm and gratitude that President Bush expects.” As a replacement population, the administration had hoped to hire 16th century Spaniards. However, they seem to be unavailable.
Fortunately, the administration was able to find a supply of elderly Germans.