Today’s Headlines
item 1:
“SWISS ACCIDENTLY INVADE LIECHTENSTEIN
ZURICH, Switzerland (AP) — What began as a routine training exercise almost ended in an embarrassing diplomatic incident after a company of Swiss soldiers got lost at night and marched into neighboring Liechtenstein.”
In response to the growing Swiss-Liechtenstein crisis, France has surrendered. The German army has taken up defensive positions along the Seine, Arno and Moscow rivers. Meanwhile in Washington, President Bush wanted to announce his support for embattled Liechtenstein but couldn’t pronounce it.
item 2:
“NEW DESIGN FOR WARHEAD IS AWARDED
The Bush administration annnounced the winner of a competition to design the nation’s first new nuclear weapon in nearly two decades and immediately set out to reassure Russia and China that the weapon would pose on new threat to either nation.”
The warhead of the new weapon is shaped like Jesus holding a map of Iran.