Your RDA of Irony

Eugene Explains The Headlines

“IRANIAN MODERATES WIN LOCAL ELECTIONS”

In case you are wondering, an Iranian moderate is a suicide bomber who trims his ear hair shorter than his beard.

 

“POPE DENOUNCES SECULAR TRENDS IN CHRISTMAS”

Indignant that people were losing sight of the original spiritual meaning of the Winter Solstice and the Saturnalia, Benedict XVI announced that Jesus’ birthday should be celebrated on August 7.  The Vatican Archives had Jesus’ birth certificate all along but no one wanted to admit to a mistake.  Benedict, however, with his Germanic love of paperwork, is willing to make the correction.  The scapegoat has yet to be named but unofficial sources nominate the Masons, the Templars and You-Know-Who (the original Templars).

 

“ACTRESS NATASHA LYONNE ARRESTED FOR THREATENING TO SEXUALLY MOLEST A DOG” 

I hope that this is not a future series on “Animal Planet.”

 

 

 

  1. Bob Kincaid says:

    August?

    I thought it was April. April makes so much more sense: Jesus, Hitler and my lovely, darling wife!

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