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		<title>Keeping Up With the Cohens</title>
		<link>http://finermanworks.com/your_rda_of_irony/2012/05/13/keeping-up-with-the-cohens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 00:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eugene Finerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; So what are Karen and I planning for our B&#8217;nai Mitzvah?  Not this&#8230;. The headliners read like a who’s who of music: Aerosmith, 50 Cent and Don Henley of the Eagles. No, it wasn’t the Grammys, it was 13-year-old Elizabeth Brooks’ birthday party — a $10 million mega bat mitzvah. How could anyone spend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Missing Eugene</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 22:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eugene Finerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You probably thought that I had succumbed to old age and now was in Hell&#8217;s TV lounge, watching Jeopardy with Satan&#8211;and beating Him to the answers. (I think that we would be evenly matched in history and politics; He&#8217;d have the advantage in economics and psychology, but I would be better in the arts.  Out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vanity Pharisee</title>
		<link>http://finermanworks.com/your_rda_of_irony/2012/04/16/vanity-pharisee-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:34:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eugene Finerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vanity Pharisee On this day in A.D. 73, the Romans knocked on (in) the door of Masada and found that no one was home–anymore. My ancestor Yuyeniel Phinnermah had been the morale officer at the garrison but was courtmartialed after ordering out for pizza. In theatrical parlance, Masada really was a show-stopper. Of course, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mel Gibson Presents&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:37:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eugene Finerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warner Bros. has put on hold a controversial Mel Gibson movie project about the Jewish Maccabee revolt in the 2nd Century B.C. after reading the script by writer Joe Eszterhas, TheWrap has learned. I have the script that Mel Gibson wants&#8230; The Maccabres Judah, played by Larry David, operates an orphanage and bakery. One day, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Polygame Changer</title>
		<link>http://finermanworks.com/your_rda_of_irony/2012/04/11/polygame-changer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 22:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eugene Finerman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mitt Romney]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mitt Romney, confronted with his unpopularity among women, Hispanics and other vertebrates, hopes to reverse those trends by nominating three running mates.  He explained his polygame changing strategy, &#8220;Corporations have more than one vice president, and so should America. I want everyone to feel that they have their very own vice president.&#8221;    His first choice&#8211;the Hispanic Vice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Easter,  the first drafts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2012 17:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eugene Finerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the order they were written&#8230; The Gospel of Mark: And the stone was rolled away, and Yeshua grumbled, &#8220;Oy, such a weekend.&#8221; The Gospel of Matthew: So out schlepped Jeshy.  &#8220;At least I got out of two days of matzoh.  Talk about Hell, which is a lot like the Pharisees&#8217; recipe for brisket:  eternal roasting and completely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 19th Amendment&#8217;s Statute of Limitations</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 16:37:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eugene Finerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Addressing its gender gap among American women, the Republican Party now disputes women have a right to vote.  &#8220;Yes, there was some sort of amendment in 1920&#8243; stated Justice Antonin Scalia, &#8220;and I suppose anyone who was alive back then would still be entitled to vote.  But from a strict constructionist interpretation, that right does not apply [...]]]></description>
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		<title>La Duchesse de Gidgette</title>
		<link>http://finermanworks.com/your_rda_of_irony/2012/03/28/la-duchesse-de-gidgette/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eugene Finerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been waiting for the French to get even with us.  For years we have been adapting their films into American.  &#8220;La Grande Illusion&#8221;, the elegaic portrait of French society amidst the chaos of World War I, simply needed some car chases to become &#8220;Smokey and the Bandit.&#8221;  And Last Year at Marienbad&#8221; actually is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Appallitics</title>
		<link>http://finermanworks.com/your_rda_of_irony/2012/03/21/appallitics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 17:11:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eugene Finerman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[energy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Romney Wins Illinois Primary Coasting to victory on the slogan &#8220;Nauseating but Sane&#8221;, Willard &#8220;Mitt&#8221; Romney expressed his appreciation of Illinois&#8217; culture.  &#8220;There&#8217;s the freedom, and pioneer courage, and the American spirit in a deep dish pizza.&#8221;    His campaign then paid everyone in the audience one hundred dollars to pretend that they hadn&#8217;t heard that.  The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mosquitoes and Politicians</title>
		<link>http://finermanworks.com/your_rda_of_irony/2012/03/20/mosquitoes-and-politicians/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 17:58:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eugene Finerman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have had a remarkably warm March in Chicago; the temperature has been in the 80s and I just killed a mosquito.   However I have been accosted and overwhelmed by a far worse pest:  automated phone calls for the upcoming primary.  For the last week, we have been continually plagued by robocalls, and they are intentionally inconvenient [...]]]></description>
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